“I had tried out contact lenses when I was a teenager.
"I’ve had more accidents just trying to put them in than should be equinely possible. Seemed to have butterhooves regarding them, and my tail was either too fast or too slow in putting them in. I eventually got fed up with them and switched back to glasses.
"Ugh, I have no idea how other ponies do it.”
((I don’t even know. Random awkward position of the day.))